[愚人节英文介绍短一点]2017年愚人节英文短信祝福

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　　because of you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!

　　因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

　　also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!

　　砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适!

　　psychological test: if you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool"s day!

　　心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐! notice: aprilfool"s day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!

　　通告：愚人节来临，4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人! shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change!

　　wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool"s day!

　　沙僧说：我有16变!八戒说：我有32变!悟空说：我有72变!唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

　　after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?

　　饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉!八戒：记住了吗?

　　some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?

　　今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的? you stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind zhou, i want to say: you have to drop a wig…… but today aprilfool"s day!

　　你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!

　　you find one you love deservesthe love, i not understand you and your feelings, i know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, i could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

　　你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了! in my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always hanran sleep…… i really envy you know, oh! sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

　　在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的! if a mistake was pretty, i have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, i have committed heinouscrimes, zhennan life! but you jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!

　　如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难!但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你!

　　toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: if i as long as you die! hama against: the pig also live good? after listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: i just look at messages, i move sheire who?

　　癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了!蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢!猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了?

　　if you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……

　　如果你长得难看，请打 110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……

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